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Super Ali,
I don't see you walking much. -It ain't true.
Shut up!
It's time to teach both ofyou a lesson.
I won't do that if I was you.
You better step back, let me bust a cap in your ass.
This is my neigbourhood, and these girls belong to me.
"Belong?" That's is a very sexiest word to talked about these bitches
Bonjour, J'ai ma appelle Ali.
You made me used my last tissue.
Me ain't got enough one for now.
You what?
Speak to the ass cause it face is not listening.
Remember, life is the most precious gift.
That the chance has given us.
Unlucky.
You saved us.
I just really want to thank you.
That's gonna need the two ofus.
Let me help you with that.
Thank you very much.
Oh, Two part no.
What ever.
Yeah baby.
Play with the balls.
Good dog.
Ali? Are you awake?
Who are you?
Ali Patty, do you know how late it is?
And you are still in bed all asleep.
Is nice to get up in the morning...
Prepare to stay in bed.
Ali is not nice to play with your balls not in the room.
Come on, you're teaching your class today
Oh wicked.
Respect.
So? What going down in Staines town my niggers?
Yeah nigger, we'rejust cold chilling, kicking, back sucking
Up some gin andjuice laid back. -Laid back?
Juicy, are you wearing green?
I knew it, use the effect to the pussy ini'it?
Come on, let's stop him.
No wait,
My mum put my yellow top in the wash.
My brother blue football socks even thought they ain't colouffast
Alright, but you tell that slack they ain't ghetto.
Washing no colousfast in 60 degree.
Could cost you your life.
Will you boys move?
I told you before is a fire risk.
Yeah, yeak, yeah, yeah my brother what's it about?
We'rejust brother chilling out.
Relaxing, tax him boom!
Move!
We'rejust sitting on the bench.
The East Staines Muffers.
Is if no West Staines Muffers outside There's leisure center.
East side is the best.
West side is the best.
East side is the best.
West side is the best.
East side is the best.
Anyway, you are not that tough.
Once you pass the bubble bee day nursery
Just before you get to mini roundabout. you know the kindergarten
You're in the West side. We don't care.
Yourmama is so fat.
That way she brought the cages at the zoo.
People never walked up by herand say
Look at that hippopotamus.
That ain't fair.
Is Angleo
Let's leave these buttesy boys.
Slow down!
Stop!
Follow the East boys!
Flippin' lunic, he's going to get himself kill.
Yeah, yeah, is LAPD man.
Yeah and?
Come, you are my man.
I'm feelin' there. -You roke in it
I'm feeling it.
I'm checkin' it.
I'm doing it.
I'm feeling it.
I'm kissing it.
I'm checking it.
Nice.
Wicked.
Wait a sec, I'm going to be late formy class.
Crack, cocaine is destroying our community
So when a brotherkeep it full, they deserve ourrespect.
So let's pick it out forDarren,
Who'd been cleaned and off the crap now for 8 years.
18 and 3 quarteryears. -What ever.
You don't want to say this but...
Most ofyou aren't nevergonna see 11
Look he's crying.
Hey! We have none ofthis language here.
The word is buffy boy.
Later!
Now everybody up.
Cos is time to sweep ourbadges.
First. pick it out for formain man,
Andy. Who finally got his hot wiring badge.
And his advanced wearing badge.
Shity your dog's cock.
Respect
And since you got fifth badge.
You'll also earn your fit and slick.
Hopefully one day you'll get to be Zoro's level
Zoro ,ifyou get any better Wiss gonna have to start doing you pubes
I don't have any. -Well, I have a million.
Remember with out rudeness. We're nothing
So Puffy. keep it real.
Keep it real.
Now on thte street, you have got to know yourhomey
Will take a cap in the ass foryou.
So let's start with a very basic trust exercise.
One, two, three.
Ali, can I have a word?
Sure.
Is about the senator.
Now, I know how much these classes mean to you
And how much the kids enjoy them.
But I'm afraid the goverment withdrawn funding
They're closing down the center.
You what?
How these kids gonna make out the ghetto now?
You have to go somewhere else.
Something else? You know how much the centre mean to them
And to me.
This is the spiritual own ofthe West's max
This is like what Mecca is to thejews.
Is like what kentucky is to chicken.
And it was here when I first felt my Julie.
Ali, there's nothing you can do.
Now, you bettergo and tell the kids.
I'll neverlet them gonna close us down.
Keep it real, yeah?
The Begium prime minister briefing in halfan hour
And the deputyprime minister urgently wishes to speak to you
Have you got the polls result yet?
Excuse me.
I wish I haven't.
He's putting 22 points behide.
What about Marrice? -23 points behide.
The U folks deserving us in droves
Our folk injust out oftouch
Maybe we are, you know I am
Don't be ridiculous. -Are we gonna lose this?
No chance we haven't lost it in 20 years.
We're not going to start now.
Wejust have an image problem.
We have to find the candidate who will improve that image
Somebody young.
Somebody authentic.
Somebody in touch.
Exactly. -That's absolutley right David.
We have to find an outstanding candidate.
Who's intellectually superior.
Who can guarantee us victory.
Is Julie about? -She's upstair.
Hello baby, I'm missing you so much today
You're are so fine.... All I want to do...
Ali!
Oh. Hello my Julie.
Stop feeling up Nena and get in here.
Sorry I got confused.
Strange, you neverget confuse with Tracey.
Hello Ali.
Hello. You know you use me bitch.
Lady, when I close my eyes you're the only girl I ever think about
Ali, open your eyes.
Sorry, there was something in them.
Because there're these flees going on.
And the two ofthem coming in again.
And caught in my eyes.
Ali, you have been a very bad boy you need to be punish.
Are you a bad boy?
My skin is so dry.
So be a bad boy. I want you to rub oil into me.
Pay special attention to my breast and my back
Okay, I will do that.
But first I want you to take yourhat off.
You naughty. Naughty boy.
But I never take my hat off.
You take that off and I'll take these off.
Okay.
Now, I'm going to milk you.
Ali.
Give me one more second.
Behave.
J. Lo, they're closing down the center.
So I'm on hungerstrike until they save it or until I die.
Sojust in case until ljoin two pack biggie ghetto in the sky
I'll come here to bunk you one last time.
I think MrJohnson might have something to say about that.
Can not.
I ain't got no problem with that, is you
Ali...
Don't do nothing stupid alright.
In and out, she ain't really my Julie.
Obviously in real life I'm going out with some one much fitter
But they do that to make accessible.
Which mean you go out there which you think I will nob you
Okay, you got 10 seconds to eat them Ali.
Okay and go.
Mr G, why are you on hungerstrike?
In struggle forinjustice.
And I'm willing to laid down my life.
Just like Martine Luther.
This is localparty chainman. Alan Swan.
He'd been putting togethera list ofnames for the election
This is a great honour... particularadmiral.
My name is Swan. -Right.
Well...there're 3 really outstanding candidate in my criteral area
Top ofthe list is Andrew Hammington
PTH political science. Gain a star first.
Have you tried these new chicken dippers.
They're quite good aren't they?
Oh yeah, they're really good.
What sauce you got in?
I think is barbecue.
Take it, I can't take it.
Chicken dipper!
Oh nip. -I'll get the key.
Starting again... from now!
No.
Well, what have we got here then?
I'm doing a series ofprotest ifyou don't mind.
Well in that case, we'll leave you to it.
Thanks.
Just one thing though.
Look here now, look here now.
You fifty animal.
PHD encomy. 3 years at Havard Age 34.
Swan is there any reason why there's an observely dressed
Halfnaked man chained to a fence being tossed offby an old council?
Ignore him. He making some pathetic protest.
Have him unchain, and bring him in here.
I'm trying to... -Bring him in Swan.
Straight ahead at top ofthe stair.
Let me do all the things. You want me to do...
Cut it cut baby, I want to get freaky with you.
I'm Kate Hedges the deputy prime ministerprivate secretary
Come in and you can pull yourpant up now
Hello I'm David Carleton the deput Prime minister
Hello, I'm Ali G. The dominating M.C.
Making bitches touch put on me.
The numberafter two it'll be... - Three.
NotAliA, notAli B, notAli C, notAli D, notAli...
E notAli...
F butAli... -G
Pro, you are tight for the Honkies.
That's his full name and address.
Tell me Ali, do you have ajob?
Unfortunately recently, I've been made on the dole.
Funny when?
8 years and few months ago.
Just here you claimed disability benefit are you...
Yeah, I am spasticated.
I got terrible D.J injuries.
I still ain't got full ability on my main mixing finger.
Down there is still working, oh yeah.
Ali. would you sit down. Please sit down
Have you ever consider ofbecoming a memberat the parliament
Why do I want to do that for? Is full ofpricks.
That's a little harsh. I'm a M.P am I a prick?
Yes.
Let's try approaching this from an different angle.
Is there nothing in the world you'd Iike to change Staines?
Yes, to save my leisure center.
Obviously...
M.P can help you achieve that.
Would you stand as our candidate for our election?
I got to be honest. Me ain't actually bind.
I mean, I done it with two girls.
I seen it on the internet. Me actually never feel comfortable
Me being bump by a man. Or even bumping a man.
I know a lot ofpeople said neversay ever.
But me feel so strong to my exit ocean. Alway stay at my exit hole
Neverbecome an entry.
You don't understand? -Yes.
Yes, ls been a pleasure meeting you.
Latersweetheart.
David, what are you doing?
He was the biggest idiot I've evermet. Choose someone
That's no way to win the election.. -I know
There'll be a leadership crisis ofvotes will no confidence.
The P.M will be out.
And who couldpossibly replace it?
Ali, has 2 week to lose his 18 thousand votes
Let's get him on the campaign trial.
My name is Ali G and we're represented fans.
Ifyou want to know we can count your votes
What do you say? -Definitely not.
Get him off.
Well, here's the idea to interest you in the vote
Finest rock and black will I?
Steve, see what's in the letterbox.
Ourbullyprogramme has one phrase through out the county
The bullying in this school all time known.
This is Jonathan who used to suffered terribly at the ham ofbullies
I ain't surprised. Look at him.
Hey fatty boom, boom.
Fatty Boom, boom.
Hey! You want another cream cake?
He is a little fat though ain't he?
Vote forme cause me know what you lasses want
I'm a big supporter ofyour cause.
And I got many, many ofyour videos.
Ifyou vote forme make me pledge Iower taxes on strap on
Why are you getting so argry? You loan?
Ladies and gentlemens. To commemorate the extension
Ofthe town hall. We are asking all the candidates to laid down
a brick. Ali we wonder whether you're good enough laid one
for us now.
We would be honoured. -In front ofeveryone?
Yeah.
Not bad.
This is absolutely vital.
10 days ago we were 14 points ahead with one day to go
we are 8 points behide.
Listen did you get the manifesto that I sent to you?
Yes, it was very helpful.
30 seconds we are on air.
Would you like to come with me.
Good luck
Don't hold back.
What is possibly the most gruesome election ofthe past decade
We arejoined tonight by ex-enviroment secretary andpolitical
heavy weight. David Griffn and newcomerAli G
Ifyou haven't made yourmind up yet you will be done by
the end ofthis debate.
Ali, ifelected what would you do the first thing?
Well, let say to save the Ieisure centerain't it?
You can't suggest that yoursole policy to save a center
that is barely used We are terrible drain on fund
What are your others policy?
My otherpolicy?
Yes, you must have some.
Well, I think is really important to reduce inflation
and also invest in nurses...
OrNHS
You're reading from my sheet.
No I ain't. I thought out these things by my self
You obviously copied from me.
It wasn't me.
Perhap you'd like to tell me where you stand on the ERM
No problem.
We thought the first album was Rock
And to be honest we ain't all into music.
Quick frankly the advertist mistake deserve betterin yourmotto
in this debate.
What? Is you looking in the mirror?
What you're doing is making it obvious forall the voters
out there what an absolute stupid you are.
You're talking about yourselfagain?
You are an embarrassment to yourparty and the people ofStaine
That is not a very nice way to talk about yourmum.
I put it to you, you are the worst possible candidate
everput foward by yourmiserable party
Well, I put it to you,
...That you sucked offa horse.
I did not umm.. sucked offa horse.
I have already dealt with this issue with the party challenge
And I explained to him I was out hunting with a friend
and I slipped on to the end ofan horse's vascular
Which unfortunately owning to the mating season was aroused
Another dramatic day in the Staines election unexpected draw
the opposition candidate David Griffn.
Tomorrow vote now become a two house race
between Thomas Oshar andAli G
And the result too close to call.
Thomas Osharliberty democrate 5080 votes.
Alison Lesile Gramham -Who?
What a stupid name.
5086 votes.
You won! You made it!
Ali G has been due to elected main group parliament
for Staines.
Now, do you want to see the new member ofparliament?
Look, I'm touching myself.
You lie down
It'll start telling you on.
Not reallyAli.
Oryou want to give a kiss to Mr Gurkin?
Oh baby you're so long and hard.
That's the hand brake.
Is it in yet?
Hey, hey I know you. You're the giz with thatpussy ain't it?
Respect.
What is he doing?
Umm...I'm not sure Prime minister.
Relax.
Look at you.
All you ever do is catch each other.
RESTECP. Do you even know what that spell?
Yes. Restecp.
How anyone out there meant to restecper each other
ifyou lock in here don't even start.
Restecper one and other.
Do you know how to make our country better?
Is simple, two words.
"Keep it real."
That's 3 words.
That be a spastic. "IT" ain't no real word
is short forini'it.
Keep it real...
The member ofStaine will be ban from the house
What in the god name have you done to me?
Restecp?
I want that idiot in my offce first thing in the morning
Is that clear?
Come in.
Listen. Me no done wrong.
Ali, have you read the paper?
I can't believe it?
There's a dog who can play table tennis.
Ali is the Press, they loved you.
But how can they hold it back?
Ali, the deputy Prime minister and I were wondering...
What would you say ifl ask you tojoin the cabinet?
No, think about it. Alijoined as the cabinet
The two ofthem are public align together.
Ali slipped up, and he take the crap with it.
What make you think Ali willjoin?
Cause I suggested to the prime minister
To save Ali's leisure Center.
Are you mad...
Let me finish.
Offce to save his leisure center. ifAli secured my 20 point lead
in the poll.
Now I'm in the cabinet order, could I look in the red button.
Can I trust you?
Yes. -Alright.
Now 1 touch on the red button. Could destroy the whole world.
That's a very interesting setup.
No! No! Aliplease stand away.
Can't wejust blow up something?
Ofcourse not.
Please? -No.
Just some where shitty like rail. -Ali
I will callprime Minister 's mum a slug.
I am the Prime Minister.
Well, shouldn't talk about yourmum ain't it?
Your first cabinet meeting is next Thursday
We're going to discuss.
I'm senting you to a mission.
Anybody smuggle anything into Britain.
Chances are they will come through here.
Is notjust immigrate.
Take a look at this.
You'll be appal.
Look at this crap.
30 kilos ofmarijuana
Smuggled in from Europe, America and the middle East.
That's terrible.
Some scumbag manage to smuggled in 15 kilos ofthis
The strongest superskunk ever discovered.
Overhere is where we keep the confiscated weapons.
This next session is where we keep the mountain
ofhotpornographies mostly from Germany
You want to look at this?
No! I got ajob to do.
I know. It make me feel sick too.
Well, afterl'm report now,
Ifyou wouldn't mind fucking off.
Sorry sir.
They'll be senting me down a couple ofexperts to help with my research
Hello. We are his experts.
Well, Ali. Tell us what did you find out in Dover?
Well, we saw a lot ofstuff. Most ofit from Germany
Ofthese bloke all going in through the back door.
He's absolutely right.
I've been to Germany and experienced it myself
Respect.
I remember one time there were these 2 huge African men
who managed to squeezed themselves in to tiny box.
How long did they stay in there for?
15 hours
It was incredibly emotional.
Must ofhurt a lot.
It still does.
Sorry.
So John, what are we gonna do about these assignment?
We can'tjust let them all in.
It could cripple the economy.
Yes Ali?
Let's think about this right?
What is the main thing we ain't got enough ofin this country?
Hospitals?
No.
Library?
We ain't got enough fit women. And we got to many mens.
No offense.
So why don't we let in the fit refugee and turn away all the ramp ones
That way we solve both problems.
We are helping two birds with one economy.
What do you think?
Wait.
Back to the back.
Education standard are in theirlowest in 15 years.
That is because kids is learning stuff that is no use to them.
I mean who here ever use map?
OrEnglish.
Let's start making education relevent.
Ali, the situation in Northern lsland is threathing to spark
out all control.
The only way to get the indo to stop killing lslams
What ever.
Is to get some really fit women get them out forpeace.
Prime Minister. -Not you love.
The army is costing the tax 4.2 billion pound a year
How does the government intend to give this figure?
We are gonna to higher the 18.
May I introduce you to Ali G.
You look much fitterin those coins.
Tell you next time I put a 50 pence coin in mypocket
You feel honoured having your head some close to my nuts.
Thejob figure is at their highest level.
This country has a special relationship with the United State
What do you think ofBush?
Me love Bush.
Oh my gosh.
As in 12 o'clock.
Allprisoner will be free.
To discourage the use, there will be a Iever25 pences on pound on panties
This will exclude foams.
As for the heatlh service.
Marjuana will be made available on the NHS
Treatments ofchronic diseases.
Such as itches grotch.
Furthermore
I am a bell-end
"I like to take up the back. Yes, it feel very nice.
And is my favorite.
I used to be a girl and wearnitts
Honest, ask my mum"
Just because you buy me a fancy flock that's 3 month ofmy rent.
Me know.
Listen Ali, I ain't been to nothing Iike this before
don't leave me on my own tonight alright?
Don't worry baby.
This is my Julie.
This is President Waterna from Thailand
It is a honour to meet you.
I present this.
Ali, let's move along.
I will go and get you some nice crayons
Should we carry on.
It is nice to meet you.
Get offyour...!
Ali...
Bonjour.
My Julie.
Julie.
Hello?
What are you doing up here with me?
Why don't you stay downstair with thatpush girl?
We werejust talking aboutpolitic.
I ain't interested in what you got to say?
We won't speak no more.
You really are a prank.
We can't. This is the P.M's bedroom.
Well?
Why don't you pretend to be the prime minister
Cheeky?
Ladies and gentlemen...
In advanced ofthe summit
I shall be having private talkwith both parties
So first President.
Would you go upstair? -Mypleasure
Thank you.
I must say I enjoyed that.
So did I.
I'm so glad we trashed out.
Ladies and gentlemen MrPresident is a very big man
I would like you to know that Prime Minister
was very hot.
but very straight.
The President here is very top to start offwith
and I'm telling you I was in a deep hole
Oh very deep.
Yes, even thought we had some stickypatches
I'm delighted to say we came together finally together
Yes, I love everything you like to offer
MrPresident would you like tojoin me upstair?
No bloody way.
Can I come?
Come on Ali, let's go home.
I could give up your favour.
Yeah. butterscotch.
This bit is for the girl. To show they can be well sensitive
By the way ifany ofyou bitches is fit and in to doggie
and here is my mobile number.
Callers must be over 16.
But not by too much obviously.
I can't.
They need me at the peace conference tomorrow
You what?
What about the people who really need you?
What about Ricky?
What about Dave?
What about me Ali?
Please come back to Staine.
The world is bigger then Staine.
And me got to save it.
Well, you got to do it on your own then.
Julie? Julie?
We got to get rid ofhim before the blood centersaved
What I thought... -You thought?
The United State will do anything in his power
to support Chad in a stuggle against in his favour.
Russia will not allowed this to continue
They're all breaking up. Please help me.
United State will not be imated
We are prepare to meet the course with our full military
The old hasn't fed their tea.
Come on, choppy chop.
Moving to emotion all those in favour senting to the gas station
to get some potatoes chips and chocolate
raise yourhand.
Oh bummer.
Who cares? Is all in the past.
Ifl was going to invaded by anyone
I am happy it was you.
You are really cool. You are nice and close
Put up the herbal tea.
Hate yourBritain.
Respect.
How doe he do it?
You know we're plotting a team Ali.
Thank to you we are 22 points ahead.
I'm going to save that center ofyours.
There foryou Ali.
This is yourmoment.
When you come to accusation you drugged the leader ofthe world?
You what?
We have evidence to prove you guilty.
Well we have evidence to have you guilty.
This isjust childlish.
Are you employed tatact meaning criminated further
This bag was sent to my offce this morning
Do you denied to stole from the custom and extile
That could be anyone.
Nothing to do with me, come on.
That got a code.
I was actually touching cloths.
Ali!
Oh dear. There you go yourleisure center.
Clearyour desk before you go.
Prime minister.
Mum?
Can I borrow your car?
Having a bad day?
Maybe I could help.
It is nippy outside?
Very.
What it is you doing here?
Let me show you.
So today main news again.
The prime ministerhas resigned aftera discovering a video tape
from a security camera showing him having sexual intercourse
with a unknown prostitute
That ain't no prostitute that's my hole
As off 11o'clock this morning the deputyprime minister
David Griffn will be acting Prime minister.
That ain't fair. That ain't the P.M
Why they didn't show the rest ofthe tape.
Unfortunitely my boss has locked in the safe
at his new offce at Chequer, that's where it's stayin'.
You won't get away with this.
You keep yourmonth shut.
David will be very generous.
I'm willing to be very generous.
All is you have to do is keep yourmouth shut.
I'm heating up my engine Ali.
Fill me with petrol.
I'm going to pump you with my 5000cc.
Let me see yournozzle.
What?
You want to see my nob?
Alright.
Give me your fuel injection.
No one called my Julie a slag.
Come to mama.
Take them off.
This ain't right.
Here set it to vibrator. Finish yourselfoff.
Open up, open up.
Everyone on tele is calling my Julie a slag.
Nothing. -Anyway itprove that she ain't
We can restart my F.M.
Drive my F.M is back on their own
This is drive back F.M
The sound ofthe getto coming to you .
What was that?
Helicopter.
To the gangsters. There's some serious shit going down
The prime minister, check it.
has been chunk out but the geezer
who is a massive dun.
He is even more evilly. Then skeleton.
To get the P.M back in.
We need to get over this tape.
Ifyou help me rescue this video we can save the country.
Let's put down yourA.Ks
Laid down your ogles.
And unite into one massive, massive
Put up the East Staines. Massive.
Is youjoin up. Tonight is prepare to hand over.
Actually that's a bit early. Can we make it 12?
Sorry I was late.
But there was something on tele about monkey...
Respect forall ofyou for wearing your camouflage
You will go under detected.
No let's go to Chequer' and rescue the tape.
Let's do this forBritain.
Let's do this formy Julie.
And let's do this forhip hop.
I've drawn up a detailedplan ofchecker.
The tape is in the P.M offce in the safe.
First up, Ricky, Dave and me will go in.
Jessie, you'll stay here.
We'll be like the 8th team.
But I'm very much like him.
You lot stay here.
And blend in to the nature.
Then when it get dark. You will make the secret signal
Let's go.
At thatpoint you will tune in all yourradio
in the baddiest station and turn up the volume to the max
Please bring out the guard.
And at thatpoint you will use your cunning to overpower them
Sir? -What the hell is going on?
I want maximum security. Control the house.
Great hole is exactly like the one in Lara Croft's house
You know in Tomb raiderin playstation.
Dave ifyou run at the pillar. It'll take us through the waterkingdom
And on to the next level.
Ifforsome reason it don't work. We must find a way
to cross the "touch sensitive floor"
and ifwe left our feet up at all
Is nothing. We keep on looking
Next up, you go to go through the laserroom
Dave, you will use the special skill to pass through.
Rememberifyou break any ofthese beam
You will set the alarm off.
Be extra careful. Now let's do it.
This must be the P.M offce.
The tape is in there.
Intruders in my offce this is a terrorattack.
Shoot on site. Repeat, shoot on site.
The safe. Open that.
Behide you!
Hold on, I thought you couldn't speak
Is not really that, I've always been very embarrassed about my voice
Alright, don't go on about it.
Stop giving it all that.
Now ifwe interrupt yourlife story for once for one second
Get the safe open.
No. I got it.
Why don't we link up all the batteries ofall the cars outside
and transfer electrical current forhuman chain
and blow these mother open.
We won't get electrocuted.
We'll blow the batteries. -We won't get frie as long as the chain
don't break cause we all wearing rubbersole trainers ain't it?
I got a D in phsyic you know.
No B82rez.
It was trained to save time.
Switch on the engine pass it on.
Your voice. Switch on the engine pass it on.
Back to the pension, suck my door.
What?
Shall I turn the engine on?
Yeah.
What are you doing? -I can't help it
No!
Peace. -Peace.
What you talking about? -Look foryourself
All is some photographes
And some...
They are extending the airport.
That's mean they are going to destroy Staines.
And they're starting in 3 hours.
2 hours 50 minutes to be precise.
Why do you have to built? -Because I have build 680
Iands there. Can I have those please?
But don't try escaping from here.
And I have forgotten to put on the airsupply.
Why don't you nip outside now and click it on?
You are unbelieveable stupid.
Hey!
What? -Give me those plans.
Or what? -Ornipple cripple that's what.
You hit me in the nose you fucking nuts
I ain't being funny you should look behide you
cos there's thousandpolice offcers behide you
Look, look behide you. There's JenniferLopez.
You want to boom in the second because you're feeling so horny
Look.
Are you gonna hit me again?
Now I'm going to shoot you.
This is from the people ofStaines.
I think I followed through.
Me Julie, are you there?
Me must know what you think ofme.
I've been a piece ofnob cheese.
But me got to save Staines.
And I shact myself.
Shit! Rick and Dave.
Ricky?
We thought we were going to die so we thought we'll give it a go.
Well, what's it like?
Not bad you know.
Dave? -Quite nice actually.
We'll talk about this later.
Now we got to save Staine.
2 minutes in the car. -Be quick.
You don't want to finish up inside.
I wouldn't do that ifl was you.
Ali! I love you!
Julie!
Hello.
Ignore them and start.
Don't listen to him.
He's a criminal. Not even a good kind
He sells drugs will do...
I have proofthat he's trying to destroy Staines
So what?
Arrest them. -Oh shit.
He's going tojail.
Everyday for the next 20 years they're going to get bump in the shower
Hold them. Release them.
In case you forgotten I'm the acting prime minister
You are a disgrace one.
Disgrace by you.
And this tape proofit.
Kate. -No David.
When I first enterpolitic.
It was to create a better world.
A world ofhonestly and truth.
But someway along the way this visual was lost.
My dream was tornish. Instead I discovergreed
Boring...
Arrest them.
Enjoy yourlife with this fool.
You two deserve each other.
We're not going build terminal over Staines
As a right now I'm going to need a deputyprime minister
As a favour ofbeing my right hand man.
Right hand man.
What do you sayAli? -I shown you the way.
We have to carry the journey by yourselfnow
As to me I will stick to my posses.
And my bitch... I mean my Lady.
-The end- (Subtitle Revised by HchC)